I don't do that shit anymore - What people say when they’re trying to act smart but still h

What people say when they’re trying to act smart but still have the brain of a confused chicken.

I don’t do that shit anymore, but I still think my coffee is a person.

I don’t do that shit anymore, but I still eat the whole sandwich like it’s a mission.

I don’t do that shit anymore, but I still talk to my plants like they’re my teachers.