i dont care that you broke your elbow - A lame excuse kids use to avoid getting in trouble, like the

A lame excuse kids use to avoid getting in trouble, like they're too busy being dramatic to notice they're still in trouble.

You broke your elbow? I broke my leg running from the principal, and I still had to write 50 lines.

You broke your elbow? I broke my face, and I didn’t even get a warning.

I broke my elbow? I broke my arm, my leg, and my pride, and I still didn’t care.