i dont care that you broke your elbow

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A stupid vine quote used by kids who think they're tough, even though they're still mad about the lunch lady stealing their cookies.

You broke your elbow? I broke my mom’s nose last week and I didn’t even care.

I’m not even mad I broke my elbow, I’m mad you didn’t break both of yours.

I broke my elbow? You broke your elbow? That’s it? I’m out.

A lame excuse kids use to avoid getting in trouble, like they're too busy being dramatic to notice they're still in trouble.

You broke your elbow? I broke my leg running from the principal, and I still had to write 50 lines.

You broke your elbow? I broke my face, and I didn’t even get a warning.

I broke my elbow? I broke my arm, my leg, and my pride, and I still didn’t care.

A silly phrase that kids use to act cool, even though they’re still mad about the time they got detention for talking too much.

You broke your elbow? I got detention for talking too much and I still didn’t care.

I broke my elbow? I got sent to the office for eating my homework and I still didn’t care.

You broke your elbow? I broke my face and still didn’t care about being late to class.

A dumb line that kids say when they're still mad about something else, like the time they got stuck in the bathroom with the worst kid ever.

You broke your elbow? I got stuck in the bathroom with Mike and I didn’t even care.

You broke your elbow? I got stuck in the hallway with the worst kid ever and I still didn’t care.

I broke my elbow? I got stuck with the lunch lady and I still didn’t care.

A weak excuse used by kids who think they’re tough, but are still mad about the time they got in trouble for eating the principal’s sandwich.

You broke your elbow? I got in trouble for eating the principal’s sandwich and I still didn’t care.

I broke my elbow? I got in trouble for eating the vice principal’s sandwich and I still didn’t care.

You broke your elbow? I got in trouble for eating the teacher’s lunch and I still didn’t care.

A stupid phrase that kids say when they’re still mad about the time they got locked out of the school during recess.

You broke your elbow? I got locked out of school during recess and I didn’t even care.

I broke my elbow? I got locked out of the gym and I still didn’t care.

You broke your elbow? I got locked out of the library and still didn’t care.