I don’t care if it’s raining dogs. I’m still outside eating my burger.

Bro, it’s raining dogs and you’re still crying about your failed math test.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs. I’m too f***ing cool to notice.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs. You’re still too f***ing dense to realize I’m laughing at you.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs. You’re too f***ing blind to see my burger is bigger than yours.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs. You’re too f***ing loud to hear me whispering my secret.