I don’t care if it’s raining dogs

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You’re too busy being a mess to notice anything else, even if it’s raining literal dogs.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m still going to eat my cereal out of the trash.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m too busy arguing with my pet goat.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m still texting my ex about how bad my hair looks.

You’re so lazy you’d rather sit in the rain than move an inch.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m still sitting here eating pizza like it’s a normal day.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’d rather watch cat videos than do anything.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m too tired to even care about my shoes getting soaked.

You’re so full of yourself you think you’re above the chaos.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m still the best at everything.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m too busy flexing my abs to notice.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m still the most important person here.

You’re too distracted by your own dumb problems to care about anything else.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m still mad about my failed math test.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m too busy crying over my broken phone.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m still arguing with my sister about who’s the best.

You’re so selfish you’d rather drown than let someone else have fun.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m still going to sit here and eat my ice cream.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’d rather be alone than go out with my friends.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs, I’m still the only one who matters.

You’re too f***ing stupid to know it’s not actually raining dogs and you don’t care.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs. I’m still outside eating my burger.

Bro, it’s raining dogs and you’re still crying about your failed math test.

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs. I’m too f***ing cool to notice.