I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

I don’t want a face full of hair, just a little red line on the edge of my lips, or I will yell.

My brother tried to grow a beard and looked like a raccoon, I laughed so hard I cried.

I told my teacher, 'No goatee, just a tiny red line on my mouth, or I’m giving you a D.'

I looked in the mirror and said, 'You are not a man, you are a monster.'