I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I don’t want a beard on my lips, just a little red line on the ends of my mouth, thank you very much.

My ex tried to kiss me with a full beard, I almost choked.

I told my barber, 'No goatee, just a tiny line on my mouth, or I’m leaving.'

I looked in the mirror and said, 'You are not a man, you are a cat.'

I don’t want a fuzzy mustache, just a little red stripe on my lip tips, or I will scream.

My cousin tried to grow a mustache, now I call him 'Mustache Man' every day.

I told my dad, 'No goatee, no mustache, just a tiny red line, or I’m burning your beard.'

I saw my dog with a mustache and said, 'You are not my dog, you are my enemy.'

I don’t want a face full of hair, just a little red line on the edge of my lips, or I will yell.

My brother tried to grow a beard and looked like a raccoon, I laughed so hard I cried.

I told my teacher, 'No goatee, just a tiny red line on my mouth, or I’m giving you a D.'

I looked in the mirror and said, 'You are not a man, you are a monster.'