I Do Not See The Printer - A lie you tell when you're too scared to admit you messed up

A lie you tell when you're too scared to admit you messed up. The printer is right there, but you're too scared to say you saw it.

I Do Not See The Printer, I'm too scared to say I saw it.

I Do Not See The Printer, it’s hiding because it knows I messed up.

I Do Not See The Printer, it’s probably mocking me.