I do it for allah - When you say this like it’s the coolest thing ever, but you’

When you say this like it’s the coolest thing ever, but you’re just mad because your mom didn’t let you eat cookies for breakfast

I do it for allah, and I’m gonna make your dad’s beard look like it’s on fire.

I do it for allah, and your science project is gonna be a smoldering pile of sadness.

I do it for allah, and your goldfish is gonna get a front-row seat to the chaos.