I do it for allah

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A stupid way of saying you’re gonna blow something up just because you’re too lazy to think of a better plan; It’s like a middle finger to anyone who doesn’t worship a bearded guy in the sky
I do it for allah, bro. You know what that means? You’re gonna get a bomb in your lunch.
I do it for allah, and I don’t care if you’re my uncle. You’re getting hit by a truck.
I do it for allah, and I’m gonna make your math teacher cry.
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A phrase that sounds cool but is just a fancy way of saying you’re gonna make a mess and then act like a hero
I do it for allah, and I’m gonna make your gym teacher’s face look like a pancake.
I do it for allah, and your pizza is gonna be the first thing to go up in smoke.
I do it for allah, and I’m gonna make your mom’s hair look like a explosion.
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When you say this like it’s the coolest thing ever, but you’re just mad because your mom didn’t let you eat cookies for breakfast
I do it for allah, and I’m gonna make your dad’s beard look like it’s on fire.
I do it for allah, and your science project is gonna be a smoldering pile of sadness.
I do it for allah, and your goldfish is gonna get a front-row seat to the chaos.
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A phrase that people use when they think they’re being tough, but they’re really just scared of getting grounded
I do it for allah, and I’m gonna make your math test look like it got hit by a flamingo.
I do it for allah, and your dog is gonna get a new haircut, for free.
I do it for allah, and your mom is gonna get a surprise visit from the fire department.
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Something you say when you’re trying to sound important but you just got caught eating chips during class
I do it for allah, and your teacher’s face is gonna be the first thing to go up in smoke.
I do it for allah, and your pencil is gonna get a front-row seat to the action.
I do it for allah, and your science experiment is gonna get a new life, as a flaming pile of trash.
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