I do it for allah - A phrase that people use when they think they’re being tough

A phrase that people use when they think they’re being tough, but they’re really just scared of getting grounded

I do it for allah, and I’m gonna make your math test look like it got hit by a flamingo.

I do it for allah, and your dog is gonna get a new haircut, for free.

I do it for allah, and your mom is gonna get a surprise visit from the fire department.