i do but i don't
When you're all pumped to do something, but then you realize you're also all pumped to not do it. It's like your brain has a split personality and it's arguing with itself.
I said I'd go to the gym, but then I said no. I'm like a confused chicken.
I told my mom I'd clean my room, but then I told my mom I'd not clean my room. My mom is confused.
I said I'd eat the whole pizza, but then I said I'd not eat the whole pizza. I'm a pizza drama queen.