i do but i don't

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When you're all pumped to do something, but then you realize you're also all pumped to not do it. It's like your brain has a split personality and it's arguing with itself.

I said I'd go to the gym, but then I said no. I'm like a confused chicken.

I told my mom I'd clean my room, but then I told my mom I'd not clean my room. My mom is confused.

I said I'd eat the whole pizza, but then I said I'd not eat the whole pizza. I'm a pizza drama queen.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A stupid, funny way of saying you’re trying to look cool even though you’re probably just being an idiot. It’s like when you say something that sounds cool but doesn’t actually make sense.

My friend said, 'I do but I don't,' and I was like, 'What the hell does that mean?'

I said, 'I do but I don't,' and my teacher was like, 'You’re not making sense.'

I said, 'I do but I don't,' and my dog just looked at me like I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 2d ago