i do but i don't
A stupid, funny way of saying you’re trying to look cool even though you’re probably just being an idiot. It’s like when you say something that sounds cool but doesn’t actually make sense.
My friend said, 'I do but I don't,' and I was like, 'What the hell does that mean?'
I said, 'I do but I don't,' and my teacher was like, 'You’re not making sense.'
I said, 'I do but I don't,' and my dog just looked at me like I was crazy.