I divenar - It’s like a Geordie person took a swear word and turned it i

It’s like a Geordie person took a swear word and turned it into a cry for help, 'I divenar' means they’re lost and they don’t care.

'I divenar, I took the wrong bus, and now I’m in Manchester.'

'I divenar, I thought I was going to the park, but I was going to the zoo.'

'I divenar, I thought the dog was my friend, but it was my brother.'