I divenar

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A Geordie way of saying 'I don’t know' that sounds like it was stolen from a confused kid in a dumpster fire.

'I divenar, mate, I’ve been eating burgers since breakfast.'

'I divenar, I’ve got no idea what the traffic lights are doing.'

'I divenar, I thought this was a math test, not a spelling test.'

When a Geordie person says 'I divenar' it’s like they just swallowed a swear word and it came out as a question.

'I divenar, I thought the bus was coming, but it was just my cousin.'

'I divenar, I thought I was going to work, but I was going to the pub.'

'I divenar, I thought I had a job, but I had a dream.'

An insult disguised as a confession, 'I divenar' means you’re not just ignorant, you’re proudly ignorant.

'I divenar, I thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.'

'I divenar, I walked past the shop five times and still didn’t go in.'

'I divenar, I thought the sky was falling, but it was just my brother.'

It’s like a Geordie person took a swear word and turned it into a cry for help, 'I divenar' means they’re lost and they don’t care.

'I divenar, I took the wrong bus, and now I’m in Manchester.'

'I divenar, I thought I was going to the park, but I was going to the zoo.'

'I divenar, I thought the dog was my friend, but it was my brother.'

A Geordie person says 'I divenar' like they just got kicked in the head and it’s now their new motto.

'I divenar, I thought I had a brain, but I just had a dream.'

'I divenar, I thought I was going to school, but I was going to the pub.'

'I divenar, I thought I had a plan, but I had a sandwich.'