I Didn't Ask For This
A rude way to say you don’t want to talk to someone unless they give you permission, and if they say the same thing back, you both just shut up and leave it at that.
I Didn't Ask For This when my teacher said I had to stay after school.
I Didn't Ask For This when my mom said I couldn’t watch TV.
I Didn't Ask For This when my friend said I had to do his homework.