I Didn't Ask For This

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A scream of rage from a man who got metal legs and a third eye because his life was a mess and he didn’t have the brains to stop it.

I Didn't Ask For This after my dog ate my homework and my mom yelled at me.

I Didn't Ask For This when my teacher gave me extra work for being late.

I Didn't Ask For This when my brother took my last slice of pizza.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A way to shut someone up when they’re being a pain in the ass and talking about something stupid.

I Didn't Ask For This when my friend talked about his pet goldfish for 10 minutes.

I Didn't Ask For This when my sister said her crush was named Timmy.

I Didn't Ask For This when my dad told me about his job again.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A secret weapon you use when you’re trying to win an argument and you don’t care if you’re being a little bit of a brat.

I Didn't Ask For This when my friend said I was the worst at video games.

I Didn't Ask For This when my teacher said I was lazy.

I Didn't Ask For This when my brother said I was a crybaby.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A dumb-ass way for someone to think they’re cool because they repeat the same stupid phrase over and over.

I Didn't Ask For This when my friend said it three times in a row.

I Didn't Ask For This when my teacher used it in a test.

I Didn't Ask For This when my brother said it during lunch.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you ask someone what something is and they say something that’s even more confusing and you’re like, why are they talking like this?

I Didn't Ask For This when my teacher explained math like it was a mystery.

I Didn't Ask For This when my friend explained his new toy like it was a science experiment.

I Didn't Ask For This when my mom explained how to make cookies like it was a life lesson.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A rude way to say you don’t want to talk to someone unless they give you permission, and if they say the same thing back, you both just shut up and leave it at that.

I Didn't Ask For This when my teacher said I had to stay after school.

I Didn't Ask For This when my mom said I couldn’t watch TV.

I Didn't Ask For This when my friend said I had to do his homework.

by Slangipedia 12d ago