I didn't ask for a sermon - When you just wanted one word and they gave you a paragraph,

When you just wanted one word and they gave you a paragraph, like they were trying to write a book and you were just the first sentence.

'What’s that?' 'It’s a book, and it’s about love, loss, and your mom’s bad decisions.'

'What’s your hobby?' 'I collect rocks, but also the pain of others.'

'What’s this called?' 'It’s a sandwich, but also the key to happiness.'