I didn't ask for a sermon - When someone gives you more information than you asked for,

When someone gives you more information than you asked for, like they’re trying to make you fail a test.

'What time is it?' 'It's 3:42 PM and it's the end of the world as you know it.'

'What’s this called?' 'It’s a pizza, but also a metaphor for your life.'

'What’s your name?' 'It’s Sarah, but also the reason your dog died.'