I didn't ask for a sermon - When someone gives you a full story about the thing you aske

When someone gives you a full story about the thing you asked about, like they’re trying to make you cry or fall asleep.

'What is this?' 'It’s a pencil, but it has a sad backstory.'

'What’s the deal with this?' 'It’s a deal, and it’s about your future.'

'What’s your job?' 'I’m a barista, but I’m also a philosopher.'