i did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!

I thought Urban Dictionary had a cool definition for my name. I was wrong. I now live in regret and embarrassment.

My name means ‘a person who still uses Google Docs.’ I am that person. I am also dead inside.

I had to use my name’s definition in a group project. My friends laughed so hard I cried.

I told my mom my name’s definition. She said I was ‘the worst.’