I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I’m telling the truth, you know I always tell the truth., Text from a guy who once said he didn’t steal the car

I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I’m telling the truth, you know I always tell the truth., Message from a guy who had three different stories about the same night

I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I’m telling the truth, you know I always tell the truth., Tweet from someone who had 20 likes and 100 comments saying otherwise