I Did Not Hit Her

I didn’t hit her, I swear on my dead grandma’s grave, I didn’t., Text from dad to mom after a bar fight

I didn’t hit her, I swear on my dead grandma’s grave, I didn’t., Tweet from a man who got 30 likes for the same story

I didn’t hit her, I swear on my dead grandma’s grave, I didn’t., DM from a guy who just got kicked out of the house

She’s lying, I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I swear I didn’t., Text from a guy who got caught with her lipstick on his shirt

She’s lying, I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I swear I didn’t., Message from a man who was seen running from the restaurant

She’s lying, I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I swear I didn’t., Tweet from someone who had no idea what was going on

I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I’m telling the truth, you know I always tell the truth., Text from a guy who once said he didn’t steal the car

I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I’m telling the truth, you know I always tell the truth., Message from a guy who had three different stories about the same night

I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I’m telling the truth, you know I always tell the truth., Tweet from someone who had 20 likes and 100 comments saying otherwise