I Did a Buer - To do something with no brains and usually end up with a bro

To do something with no brains and usually end up with a broken thing or a very angry person

I did a buer and knocked over the shelf and got a ton of books on my head.

My brother did a buer and ran into the door with his face first.

I did a buer and tried to eat the whole pizza in one bite and got a face full of cheese.