I Did a Buer

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To do something like a brain-dead idiot with no plan and usually end up hurting someone or breaking stuff
I did a buer and spilled coffee on the boss's laptop and my pants.
My dog did a buer and knocked over the trash can and ate my homework.
I did a buer during the test and drew a mustache on the teacher's face with a pen.
2
To mess up something big without thinking and probably make a mess of your own body or someone else's
I did a buer and tripped into the cake and got frosting in my hair.
My sister did a buer and broke the lamp with her elbow.
I did a buer and got stuck in the door and screamed like a baby.
3
To do something stupid and usually end up with a bruise, a broken item, or a very loud yell
I did a buer and fell out of the tree and broke my elbow.
My friend did a buer and threw his shoe at the cat and got bit.
I did a buer and hit the wall with my head and got a knot the size of a melon.
4
To do something with no brains and usually end up with a broken thing or a very angry person
I did a buer and knocked over the shelf and got a ton of books on my head.
My brother did a buer and ran into the door with his face first.
I did a buer and tried to eat the whole pizza in one bite and got a face full of cheese.
5
To do something like a wild animal with no thought and usually end up with a broken object or a very sore body part
I did a buer and jumped into the pool with my shoes on and got water in my socks.
My dog did a buer and ran into the fence and got a big bump on his nose.
I did a buer and threw my phone at the wall and it exploded like a firework.
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