I deleted your internet - A mom's way of saying 'you're grounded from the Internet' bu

A mom's way of saying 'you're grounded from the Internet' but with more swearing and less rules.

Mom: 'I deleted your internet, and now you're stuck with my old phone.'

Mom: 'I deleted your internet because you're too cool for it.'

Mom: 'You can't use the internet anymore, you're too busy being a failure.'