I deleted your internet

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What moms shout when they erase the Internet Explorer shortcut like it owes them money.
Mom: 'I deleted your internet, now go use the library like a normal person.'
Mom: 'You don't need the internet, you need a life.'
Mom: 'I deleted your internet because it was mocking me.'
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A mom's way of saying 'you're grounded from the Internet' but with more swearing and less rules.
Mom: 'I deleted your internet, and now you're stuck with my old phone.'
Mom: 'I deleted your internet because you're too cool for it.'
Mom: 'You can't use the internet anymore, you're too busy being a failure.'
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When a mom yanks the Internet Explorer shortcut off the desktop like it's the enemy.
Mom: 'I deleted your internet because it was annoying me.'
Mom: 'Your internet is dead, and it's all your fault.'
Mom: 'I deleted your internet, and now you're stuck with me.'
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