I deadass Don't care
When a guy talks to a girl like he’s the only one who matters and she’s just there to listen, even though she’s clearly bored.
He kept repeating the same story, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna fall asleep.
He talked about his dog again, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna start a fire.
He said the same thing three times, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna leave the room.