I deadass Don't care

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When a guy yaps the same thing to a girl like a broken parrot just to get a reaction or because he’s a dumbass.
Hey what’s up? Did you hear that thing?-
You already said that, I deadass don’t care, you’re annoying.
He said the same thing again, I deadass don’t care, I’m going to block him.
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When a guy talks to a girl like he’s the only one who matters and she’s just there to listen, even though she’s clearly bored.
He kept repeating the same story, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna fall asleep.
He talked about his dog again, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna start a fire.
He said the same thing three times, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna leave the room.
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When a guy thinks he’s being cool by repeating the same thing over and over, but it’s just plain stupid.
He said the same line again, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna call him a dummy.
He kept repeating the same joke, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna laugh at him.
He said the same thing again, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna tell his mom.
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When a guy acts like he’s the king of the world just because he says the same thing, and the girl is just tired of it.
He said the same thing again, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna start a rebellion.
He said the same thing like it’s new, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna leave him hanging.
He talked about his dog for five minutes, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna go eat pizza.
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When a guy won’t shut up about the same thing and the girl is just done with his nonsense.
He talked about his dog again, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna kick him out.
He said the same thing for 10 minutes, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna scream.
He kept repeating the same thing, I deadass don’t care, I’m gonna start a war.
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