I could've lived without - What you say when someone shares so much random stuff that y

What you say when someone shares so much random stuff that you’re tempted to just leave the room

'I could've lived without you telling me your new pet flamingo is now a math teacher.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your neighbor’s cat is now a fashion designer.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your friend’s mom’s new pet sloth is now a poet.'