I could've lived without

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Something you say when your friend or peer gives you info that's so useless it makes your brain want to explode

'I could've lived without you telling me your cat ate a sock.'

'I could've lived without you explaining how your toaster works.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your ex’s new boyfriend’s hair is pink.'

What you say when someone tells you something you don’t need to know and it feels like a personal attack

'I could've lived without you telling me your grandma’s favorite color is lavender.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your neighbor’s dog is obsessed with ballet.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your cousin’s pet turtle is a vegan.'

Something you say when someone dumps so much garbage on you that you’re tempted to throw it all back in their face

'I could've lived without you telling me your whole life story during lunch.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your new job is just a glorified coffee shop.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your brother’s obsession with aliens is getting worse.'

What you say when you’re tired of hearing about someone’s weird life choices and their weird friends

'I could've lived without you telling me your friend’s pet chicken is now a YouTube star.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your cousin’s new pet iguana is a conspiracy theorist.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your friend’s dad’s hair is now a full-blown beard.'

Something you say when someone gives you so much useless info that it feels like a punishment

'I could've lived without you telling me your dog’s favorite song is now the national anthem.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your sister’s new pet octopus is now a DJ.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your friend’s new pet cow is now a TikTok influencer.'

What you say when someone shares so much random stuff that you’re tempted to just leave the room

'I could've lived without you telling me your new pet flamingo is now a math teacher.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your neighbor’s cat is now a fashion designer.'

'I could've lived without you telling me your friend’s mom’s new pet sloth is now a poet.'