My brother said he was going to be a superhero. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and I’ve seen a goat eat a hat.

My teacher assigned us a 20-page essay. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and I’ve seen a goat eat a hat.

My neighbor started a band called ‘The Lunch Meat.’ This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and I’ve seen a goat eat a hat.