I Couldn't Give the Fourth

My math test was a disaster and I failed it. I couldn’t give the fourth.

She kept talking about her cat like it was the president. I couldn’t give the fourth.

He texted me a meme at 2 a. m. I couldn’t give the fourth.

My boss yelled at me for 10 minutes. I didn’t care enough to even bother spitting out the fourth.

My cousin asked me for a loan. I didn’t care enough to even bother spitting out the fourth.

My dog ate my homework. I didn’t care enough to even bother spitting out the fourth.

My teacher called me out in front of the class. I would rather take a bullet than pay attention to this.

My friend kept talking about their crush. I would rather take a bullet than pay attention to this.

My mom asked me to clean my room. I would rather take a bullet than pay attention to this.

My brother said he was going to be a superhero. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and I’ve seen a goat eat a hat.

My teacher assigned us a 20-page essay. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and I’ve seen a goat eat a hat.

My neighbor started a band called ‘The Lunch Meat.’ This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and I’ve seen a goat eat a hat.

My teacher asked me what the fourth was. I don’t even know what the fourth is and I don’t care.

My friend said the fourth was important. I don’t even know what the fourth is and I don’t care.

My mom yelled at me about the fourth. I don’t even know what the fourth is and I don’t care.

My teacher assigned me a project. I would rather die than give the fourth a chance.

My friend told me about the fourth. I would rather die than give the fourth a chance.

My dog barked at me for 10 minutes. I would rather die than give the fourth a chance.