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You're too lazy to say the joke, but you're still going to make you think about it and feel bad for it.

Your friend says, 'I could make a joke right now about that kid's lunch.'

Your brother says, 'I could make a joke right now about your pants.'

Your mom says, 'I could make a joke right now about your dad's job.'