i could make a joke right now

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Someone wants to drop a gross joke but keeps it up their sleeve so you can picture it in your head and feel extra gross.

You're at the bus stop and someone says, 'I could make a joke right now about that guy's shoes.'

Your friend says, 'I could make a joke right now about your mom's hair.'

Your uncle says, 'I could make a joke right now about that pizza.'

When someone holds back a bad joke just to make you suffer in your head with the worst possible version of it.

Your cousin says, 'I could make a joke right now about that smell.'

Your teacher says, 'I could make a joke right now about your homework.'

Your dad says, 'I could make a joke right now about your mom's dating life.'

You're too lazy to say the joke, but you're still going to make you think about it and feel bad for it.

Your friend says, 'I could make a joke right now about that kid's lunch.'

Your brother says, 'I could make a joke right now about your pants.'

Your mom says, 'I could make a joke right now about your dad's job.'

When someone doesn't tell the joke but makes you think about it so much you almost throw up.

Your friend says, 'I could make a joke right now about that smell.'

Your dad says, 'I could make a joke right now about your mom's singing.'

Your teacher says, 'I could make a joke right now about your grades.'