I could eat a knob at night
Karl said this when he saw a celebrity chomp on a kangaroo penis like it was a burger. He looked like he just got told he had to wear a banana suit to school.
I could eat a knob at night if my teacher gave me a pop quiz.
I could eat a knob at night if my mom yelled at me for eating the last cookie.
I could eat a knob at night if my dog peed on my homework.