I could eat a knob at night

Karl Pilkington said this when he saw a celebrity chew on a kangaroo pecker like it was a piece of pizza. He sounded like a confused donkey who just got kicked in the face.

Karl said this like he was mad at the world and wanted to swallow a kangaroo's willy. It was the saddest thing since a cat got stuck in a blender.

Karl said this when he saw a celebrity chomp on a kangaroo penis like it was a burger. He looked like he just got told he had to wear a banana suit to school.