I Coordinate, Therefore I Am - I don’t just exist I chart my existence on a graph and if yo

I don’t just exist I chart my existence on a graph and if you don’t believe me I’ll throw my pencil at you.

I graphed my coordinates so hard my hand started to smell like pencil lead.

I was so proud of my graph I took a picture of it and sent it to my mom.

I plotted so much I got a headache and then I yelled at the x-axis.