I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

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I don’t just plot points I make them suffer and then I laugh at their pain while I prove I’m not a figment of some teacher’s imagination.

I graphed my coordinates so hard the pencil broke and I still didn’t care.

I was so focused on plotting points I forgot to breathe and then I passed out.

I made my graph so perfect it looked like it was drawn by a god and I still took credit for it.

If I’m not plotting points I’m not real and I will make sure you know it.

I drew my graph so well my teacher thought I had a twin.

I plotted points so fast my pencil got a PhD.

I was so into plotting I forgot my lunch and then I cried about it.

I don’t just exist I chart my existence on a graph and if you don’t believe me I’ll throw my pencil at you.

I graphed my coordinates so hard my hand started to smell like pencil lead.

I was so proud of my graph I took a picture of it and sent it to my mom.

I plotted so much I got a headache and then I yelled at the x-axis.

My existence depends on me plotting points and if I fail I will make you fail too.

I graphed my coordinates so well my teacher cried.

I plotted so much I got a sticker from my teacher.

I was so focused on my graph I didn’t notice the fire alarm.

I plot points so much I might as well be a god and if you don’t believe me I’ll graph you into oblivion.

I graphed my coordinates so fast my pencil broke twice.

I plotted so much I got a 100% and then I cried about it.

I was so into my graph I forgot to do my homework and then I got in trouble.

If I don’t plot points I’m not real and I will make you question your own existence.

I graphed my coordinates so hard my teacher gave me extra credit.

I plotted so much I got a headache and then I cried.

I was so focused on my graph I didn’t notice my friend’s face was covered in glitter.