I Control the Fire - What you write when you're drunk enough to think you're a ro

What you write when you're drunk enough to think you're a rockstar, but it turns out you're just a loud person with a bad voice.

I’m gonna rock the world. (Later: I screamed into a pillow.)

I’m gonna be a rockstar. (Later: I karaoke’d and it was a disaster.)

I’m gonna have a million followers. (Later: I had zero likes.)