i choked it
When you tell someone something so impossible, they think you're insane, but they still laugh because it's so dumb.
I told my friend I would eat a whole pizza in one bite. He said 'I choked it' and laughed.
I said I'd run a marathon in my pajamas. He said 'I choked it' and bet me $10.
I told my mom I’d win the lottery. She said 'I choked it' and called me a fool.
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