i choked it

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When you slap that bank card on the pump like it's a $100 bill and you know your account is broke, but you still pump until the machine screams at you.
I used my card and laughed when my account went negative. I didn't care.
Pumped $40 when I had $2. The machine blinked at me like I was a fool.
I paid with my card and then cried when my mom called me and said I had a $50 debt.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you hear something so fake, you want to punch the person, but you just say 'I choked it' and feel dumb for it.
He said he was a genius. I said 'I choked it' and felt like a failure.
She told me I was a 'rising star.' I said 'I choked it' and walked away.
He bragged about his life. I said 'I choked it' and my dog laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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That guy who comments on every post like he’s in the know, and when he sees something stupid, he just says 'I choked it' like it's a secret code.
He commented on every video like he was a famous person. I said 'I choked it' and he replied with a meme.
He was in every comment section. I said 'I choked it' and he sent me a DM saying I was wrong.
He followed me for 3 days. I said 'I choked it' and he blocked me.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you see something so stupid or so funny, you just laugh until your face turns red and you can’t breathe.
I saw a guy try to sing in the shower. I laughed so hard I choked it.
My dog ate my homework. I said 'I choked it' and cried.
My mom told me I was a ‘disgrace’ and I said 'I choked it' and threw a pillow.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you tell someone something so impossible, they think you're insane, but they still laugh because it's so dumb.
I told my friend I would eat a whole pizza in one bite. He said 'I choked it' and laughed.
I said I'd run a marathon in my pajamas. He said 'I choked it' and bet me $10.
I told my mom I’d win the lottery. She said 'I choked it' and called me a fool.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When the whole comment section turns on you and you're like, 'Why is everyone mad at me?', and you just say 'I choked it' and hope it goes away.
I posted a video and 50 people said I was a loser. I said 'I choked it' and left.
I made a joke and the comments were brutal. I said 'I choked it' and cried.
I got 100 comments telling me to die. I said 'I choked it' and walked away.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When only one person in the world can choke Jaylavy Robles Bonilla, and that's me, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles. Everyone else is just pretending.
Only I can choke Jaylavy. Everyone else just says 'I choked it' and gets it wrong.
Jaylavy tried to choke me back. I said 'Only I can choke you' and he cried.
Angel said only he can choke Jaylavy. I said 'Only I can choke Jaylavy' and he laughed.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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