I Cheat On Wife - I let my wife believe she’s the main event, but I’m actually

I let my wife believe she’s the main event, but I’m actually in the background with my mistress.

I told her I was working overtime. I was at a bar with my lover and a bottle of whiskey.

I said I was helping my mom. I was with my mistress and a whole pizza.

I told her I was taking a nap. I was with my lover and a big bowl of ice cream.