i cant swim - When someone says this, they’re not just bad at swimming. Th

When someone says this, they’re not just bad at swimming. They’re screaming it to the world like they’re in a dunk tank and the water is a curse.

I can't swim, I'm not even joking, I looked like a fish out of water.

I can't swim, I was like a drowning rat in a sewer.

I can't swim, I got so mad at the water, I yelled at it.