i cant swim

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This person is so bad at swimming, they think the ocean is a pool. When in water, they’re fighting the current like it’s a gang war. When out of water, they’re mad at you for telling the truth.

I can't swim, I'm not a fish, I'm a damn human.

I tried to swim, the water said 'no way', and I agreed.

I can't swim, I just threw my phone in the lake and said 'goodbye'.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

This person has the swimming skills of a brick. They can't float, they can't dog paddle, and they definitely can't keep up in a race. They just stand there, confused.

I can't swim, I tried to swim, the water was like 'what is this?'.

I can't swim, I tried to swim, I looked like a drowning chicken.

I can't swim, I tried to swim, and now I'm just a wet mess.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When someone says this, they’re not just bad at swimming. They’re screaming it to the world like they’re in a dunk tank and the water is a curse.

I can't swim, I'm not even joking, I looked like a fish out of water.

I can't swim, I was like a drowning rat in a sewer.

I can't swim, I got so mad at the water, I yelled at it.

by Slangipedia 2d ago