i can't stand - a sudden urge to throw things at someone when they say somet

a sudden urge to throw things at someone when they say something so wild it makes you question your entire life choices

"I can't stand my friend when he says he's a dragon and can breathe fire."

"I can't stand my brother when he says he's a time traveler from the future."

"I can't stand my dog when he says he's a wizard and can turn my socks into gold."