i can't stand

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a loud scream from the bottom of your soul when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain shut down and your legs turn to jelly

"I can't stand when my cousin says she's a vampire and eats tacos for breakfast."

"I can't stand my mom when she says she's friends with the president."

"I can't stand my teacher when he says he's a ninja and can disappear in the blink of an eye."

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a sudden urge to throw things at someone when they say something so wild it makes you question your entire life choices

"I can't stand my friend when he says he's a dragon and can breathe fire."

"I can't stand my brother when he says he's a time traveler from the future."

"I can't stand my dog when he says he's a wizard and can turn my socks into gold."

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a feeling so strong it could probably knock out a professional wrestler when someone says something so amazing it makes you want to hug them and cry at the same time

"I can't stand my little sister when she says she’s a superhero and can fly."

"I can't stand my neighbor when he says he can talk to the moon."

"I can't stand my cat when she says she’s the queen of the universe and everyone must bow to her."

by Slangipedia 2d ago