i can't stand
a loud scream from the bottom of your soul when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain shut down and your legs turn to jelly
"I can't stand when my cousin says she's a vampire and eats tacos for breakfast."
"I can't stand my mom when she says she's friends with the president."
"I can't stand my teacher when he says he's a ninja and can disappear in the blink of an eye."