I can't seewee
When a black reporter is trying to do a live report and a flying insect goes straight into his mouth, he loses his mind and thinks the whole country is out to get him. He can’t seewee.
Bug in my mouth. Live report. Can’t seewee. Whole country’s out to get me.
I was doing a live report. A bug flew in my mouth. Can’t seewee. I’m gonna die here.
A bug flew in my mouth during my live report. Can’t seewee. This town is cursed.